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Here he is, the man who spews truth from every orifice…
I've got a lot of fears. Snakes. Lizards. Small rocks. Running out of cheese. Bigger rocks. Flowers. Shrubberies. A lot of stuff; a lot of angles.
I don't have to know how electricty works in my house to know how to use it, and that's how computers should be.
You're going climbing? Your kind is only one step away from the Lord. Be careful.
There is no scorn more profound, or on the whole more justifiable, than that of the men who make for the men who explain. Exposition, criticism, appreciation, is work for second-rate minds.
Uranus is totally a planet. It's Pluto that's in question; that dude's not even in the plane of the ecliptic.
(This quote preceded the IAU discussions by a few years.)
If you don't eat meat at all, you become a pussy.
It helps me with my algebra, it makes me feel good and helps other people feel good.
-- Statement made to police by John Doe explaining why Mr. Doe was masturbating
See the Creative Loafing web page for their cartoon graphic.
Happy Bastille Day!
Roedig's version of Christmas is so fa-la-la-la-lousy, it might as well be Hanukkah.
Vallejo has a bonded debt of $259,000, yet the Board of Trustees is figuring on installing a municipal lighting plant.
-- From a 1910 editorial, mocking the city of Vallejo, California, for adding electric power