Quotes calendar

wowthungsten on Youtube

The Large Hadron Collider is made of awesome wrapped around cool.

-- commenting on the video Large Hadron Rap

Charlie Pierce

“She looks like a member of the Laura Petrie Liberation Front.”

--- on the camouflage capris worn by Michelle Obama in the notorious New Yorker cover cartoon

Stephen Colbert

Nothing says Thug Life more than a clearly written argument submitted in writing and supported by the signatures of concerned citizens.

Mike Meehan

"I believe 9/11 could have been prevented if we'd had a Republican president at the time."

-- from his appearance on CNN's American Morning

Tim Gunn

That looks like a pterodactyl from a gay Jurassic Park.

Dave Attell

What's the real holiday spirit?  Alcohol.  And I recommend that you provide everyone's favorite drink: a lot.

Verm

Regarding the photos in Pat Ament's biography of John Gill, Master of Rock:

Perhaps most famous was one of Gill performing a one-armed front lever, body horizontal to the ground, goateed jaw mildly clenched in determination, eyes coolly checking his feet to be sure his toes were pointed for full credit.

Sally

Simon, who is British, tried to tell us that flossing is bad for the gums --- as if the British had any authority compared to Americans on the topic of dental hygiene.

Max Frisch

We have both come to the conclusion that physical hygiene in Switzerland is in remarkable contrast to the rest of their obsession with cleanliness.

--- from the novel I'm not Stiller

Otto Rehhagel, famous soccer coach

Sometimes you lose, sometimes the others win.