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This lambada, it is both masturbatory and obscene and yet I am drawn to it like moth toward flame.
Well, as your doctor... what the hell happened to your hair?
-- from Twin Peaks
Regardes mon grand epee!
Next time you think you have a tickle in you throat, think, 'Did I touch an infected banana?'
If you don't work on important problems, it's not likely you'll do important work.
When most people see somebody without any clothes on, they think of sex. When seasoned nudists see somebody without any clothes on, they think of volleyball.
It rarely helps to know that cohomology is nonzero.
Every time you get a boner, try to think if you remind yourself of anyone you know.
-- from John Irving's A Prayer for Owen Meany
It was pretty clever of Han Solo to stick Luke inside that taun-taun like that.
The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.