Quotes calendar

Dieter

This lambada, it is both masturbatory and obscene and yet I am drawn to it like moth toward flame.

Doc Hayward

Well, as your doctor... what the hell happened to your hair?

-- from Twin Peaks

Anonymous lad on the street in Perogues, France

Regardes mon grand epee!

OG Dave

Next time you think you have a tickle in you throat, think, 'Did I touch an infected banana?'

Dick Hamming

If you don't work on important problems, it's not likely you'll do important work.

Anonymous

When most people see somebody without any clothes on, they think of sex.  When seasoned nudists see somebody without any clothes on, they think of volleyball.

Mike Stein

It rarely helps to know that cohomology is nonzero.

Owen Meany

Every time you get a boner, try to think if you remind yourself of anyone you know.

-- from John Irving's A Prayer for Owen Meany

Watson

It was pretty clever of Han Solo to stick Luke inside that taun-taun like that.

Barbara Fetherholf

The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.