Quotes calendar

OG Dave

Being naked with girls.  I highly recommend it.

Amy S.

If sons had to take up their fathers' professions, then you wouldn't have the problem of all of the children in the leather-tanner's family deciding to make a living designing web pages.

Geoff Ryman

[The English] see the Welsh as little, nittering, harp-playing elves with a strong line in double dealing.

Old Siberian proverb

If you do not drink enough fresh reindeer blood, you are doomed to die alone on the tundra.

Dick Hamming

The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers.

Jack Kerouac

The prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines.

-- from On the Road

Old Bull Lee

Some's bastards, some's ain't, that's the score.

--- from On the Road

Janet Marshall, kindergarten teacher

Now they have them jazzy, where they have pictures.

The Major

Achievement is its own reward.  Pride obscures it.

--- from Twin Peaks

Carlo Marx

I have finally taught [him] that he can do anything he wants, become mayor of Denver, marry a millionairess, or become the greatest poet since Rimbaud.  But he keeps rushing out to see the midget auto races.

--- from On the Road