Quotes calendar

Chris Cox

Voting is like choosing between a douce bag and a turd sandwich.  

--- His explanation of why he doesn’t vote

Guy Ritchie

Making love to Madonna was like cuddling up to a piece of gristle.

Pedro

I went as a bag lady.  It was my hope to represent all that is repugnant in humanity.  People said it was a really funny costume, so maybe it was a success.

-- on his Halloween costume

Kevin Smith

I [am writing] a new [comic] book: “Batman: cacophony”.  Batman faces off against a character called Onomatopoeia.  His shtick is that he doesn’t speak, he just mimics the noises you can print in comic books.

Jacob Weisberg

As with any failure, inquest is central to improvement.   

--- his comment on the current financial debacle, but it works just as well for other things

Anonymous

Stem holds are a crack climber's best friend.

Slava K.

Being a bad friend as I am, I support all decisions that you make.

Anonymous

If you are taking advice about fungicide from John Madden, you need to seriously re-examine your life.

Philippe G.

They were not very attractive, but they were trying hard to be.

Hunter S. Thompson

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.